X17 has a video of Poontang telling them that her and Isaac Cohen are now over. What'd that last..three minutes? First she buys him bling, then she pukes on him, then she has the poor guy on diaper duty, then they break up. Big surprise. Tell me something..why the hell does everyone who goes to Britneys house have to change her kids diapers?? It freaks me out. She even made ParAss do it. Contrary to the nature of my evil cold heart, I do not cook and eat toddlers for dinner. I actually kind of like the little boogers, (they're the only ones who tell you the truth,) but, I'll be dammned if I want to change some kids poopy diaper when they have 6 nannies and a mom there. She could go fuck herself if she invited me over. I'd just be looking for something to steal and sell on Ebay anyway.
X17 also has photos of Jessica Simpson grocery shopping. I thought she couldn't go grocery shopping anymore because she's SOOO famous? What a lying bimbo. Maybe these two should be roomates.
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LMAO @ "bf#407"!!!!!!
Is it me or does she look like she's holding puke in that pic? Is that hand gonna be the lucky one to catch it? Catch my puke, is the name of the game. then sell it on e-bay.
I stumbled onto this site. HILARIOUS! I'll read this before I check out People next time.
BTW, How did you get pics in your blog header?
Thanks for the dirty (but funny) dishen'!
Gee, he must be heartbroken. I mean I can't imagine what it would be like to finally find that perfect, kind, beautiful soulmate out there and then just get your heart trounced on 2 weeks later. It must be horrible. He's truly suffered a major loss. She's so beautiful...a true class act. Why are you laughing? I'm dead serious. QUIT LAUGHING!
Okay so I have to break character. I am going to take those fucking glasses and hurl them into the sun. How do you make sunglasses look greasy? It's astonishing.
LOL! @ puke game. TY, Anon, I get my pics from a variety of sources which I list as "source." Unless I forget, which I try not to do. I surf constantly..it's like a demented hobby of mine, so hopefully I can bring you the most interesting stories and we can all give our own take on them.
Oh wait..do you mean the header pic itself? That's a chore..write me and I'll tell you what I know, which isn't alot, but, I manage.
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