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I suppose I have to report this. Britney forgot her pants at Pure New Years. No, wait, the actual story is, she collapsed this morning. Her handlers went frantic, surrounding her and yelling "no pictures!" (which probably means there will be pictures.) An ambulance was called, but, no one knows for sure who it was for. Big deal, she was probably just drunk off her ass. She could be dead for all we know. The handlers would just prop her up, legs spread, and poon showing. Who'd know the difference? One of those puppets can fake her signature on a paycheck, can't they?
You know the real pics look like this.
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soma coma? she's laying in a hospital bed, suffering from dehydration and visiting vicodin land too often. poor girl. i hope her handlers remember to feed the kids, fed-ex will get custody for sure....
He better get custody soon, reunite with Shar and give those kids a decent family. Shar looks like a good mom, and acts like one.
I don't know anyone who lost thier kids because they passed out on New Years, but, who knows anymore?
Well we all know is not only the New Year's eve thing....Every single thing she does now, is gonna backfire at her.
Yeah, true. Hehehehheehhe.
thank goodness for Mastercard lol.
I seriously laughed out loud about her forgetting her pants.
I agree with Elisa thought, it does look like Shar does look after her kids well.
I don't know how Brit can deny she is partying, showing every part of her body to everyone, drinking, probably doing drugs and that is a good example for her kids. Maybe they are too young to notice and she is only going out when they are sleeping, but it doesn't look good to me.
The sad thing about all this is that in two or three years the oldest one is gonna go to pre-k and you all know how children are, they are mean. A picture says a lot, and pictures and words don't go away, specially after they've been distributed all over the net. I feel sorry not for her, she can die and I could care less. But her babies are the ones who are gonna suffer the consequences of all her actions. If she did all this when she was single and without kids, fine, do with your ass what you please. She should have thought about all that and taken the pill or something. When you are a parent you have to be devoted to your kids, and put your kids first, and you last.
That's why I don't have any children, and never been preggers. I like my freedom. The day I wanna have a child I will gladly give it up completely.
I think you have a really valid point Pat. This will never go away and will haunt the kids forever. Can you imagine seeing a picture of your mother spread eagle, oh yeah that would be a "show and tell" moment, but unfortunately Brit didn't understand the concept. This all will come and bite her in her ass and it will hurt more cuz once again there will be no panties lol.
crystal
not trying to be stupid, but is that really her....and is that skank hilton?
I don't think it's real, I think it's a posed joke - and it's a good one.
its not real, that pic is years old. have to hand it to DD, she does have good stuff.
and yeah, brit could lose custody, due to her "unparent-like behaviour". it may sound stupid, but what affect will this have on her kids? it is, at the very minimum, a good argument for fed-ex to use in court. good luck fed-ex. i hope you get custody.
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