Monday, January 15, 2007

Tell all les book

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According to The Mail and other sources, model, Jenny Shimizu, is in the midst of writing a tell all book about her love affairs with Madonna and Angelina Jolie. This is old news, Jolie has already told people how in love she was with Jenny. As for Madonna, is anything she does surprising anymore? I fail to see how sleeping with Jenny Shimizu could make you a lesbian. Or even bi. That bitch has a peenwa in her pants somewhere. And it's probably way bigger than Guy Ritchies.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah this is old news about Jolie, and I just hope it doesn't affect Modonna's marraige, cuz I think it is on shaky grounds.

Dirty Disher said...

I think Madonna had a prenup which states she gets Guys dick if they split. She already had a box made for it.

Anonymous said...

well if a wife can cut off the dick in the states and live to tell about it - why not in Britain lol.

crystal

Anonymous said...

lol true Crystal

Kimmy

Dirty Disher said...

Madonna only slept with her to find out how Jolie was in bed. Betcha.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA...That box for the dick reminds me of an old brazilian soap opera, in which this old bitter widow used to keep a box in her closet, and everyone in town speculated that she removed her late husband's weener and kept it in the box.........sometimes she was seen rubbing the box and talking to it...and she would hide it quickly when anyone saw her talking and made them take a hike out of her bedroom....that was fucking hilarious!!!!!!