Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Things I don't understand

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I'll never understand peoples obsession with Jessica Biel. All this bitch ever does is lift weights, carry around bags of her dogs poop, and look snooty. What's she got to be snooty about? She looks like a man. Perez claims she was desperately trying to hit on Justin Timberlake the other night, but, Justin wasn't having it. He wouldn't even let her in his dressing room. Maybe he's not gay.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dunno man. I don't want her arms but I want her ass. I mean instead of mine...not like how a guy would want her ass...heh heh. But she's sort of vapid on screen. The Illusionist was pretty good but that's only because I have this strange obsession with Edward Norton.

Dirty Disher said...

Ed Norton..no kidding?

Dirty Disher said...

I think I see her weener.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I have odd celebrity crushes. LOL @ weiner comment. I actually thought she was that chick from LOST at first...

Anonymous said...

I thought this was Denise Richards!!
LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

well, i know two things about jessica biel: jack and shit. from the looks of her in that 'kini, i wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

ed norton? really? wow, if chicks dig ed, then there's hope for me yet. not that i look like him, but like him, i am also visually challenged. that is, its challenging for women to look at me and see "hot".

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only one. I love Edward Norton. And I also wish I had J.Biel's ass, instead of my own.

Anonymous said...

Jessica Biel. Give me a healthier role model? Most celebs (those 11 out of 10) look like anorectic crack-heads! You don't become looking like Jessica Bile without living healthy, eating healthy. Nuf said :)

Anonymous said...

And btw her left bicep gives away this is a (mildly) photoshopped photo. Not a bad PS job, but light and shadows are difficult to simulate… And looking on her legs and remaining body, she most definitely isn’t as ripped (low fat) as those arms would indicate.

Anonymous said...

hey I wish I had a body like that!

Unknown said...

I know that I admire the fact that she works hard for her kick-ass body while a majority of hollywood lets a plastic surgeon take care of their junk. I guess I'm just a chick that admires strong and successful women.