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Whitney Houstons having an Ebay sale of all her nastified clothes to try and raise money to save her house. Her reps say she's just cleaning house, but, we all know that's a friggin' big ass lie, because we all saw her house in the Enqurier and there's no way in hell anyone cleans there or has cleaned there since before she stole that Dolly Parton song and made us all want to kill her.
This is the ugliest collection of polyester fried poop I have ever seen and it probably smells like crank, crack, small dog poop, and tired old diva snatch. AND, you'd have to boil it before you put it in your closet because...IT'S WHITNEYS.
According to her sister, Whitney spent most of her time in the house, holed up in her bedroom, playing with herself and her massive collection of sex toys. That's when she wasn't making Bobby Brown relieve her constipation problems with his bare hands. Good times in that house, worth saving, huu Whitney?
You think I'm kidding about her poo problem? Nope. Bobby called it a "doodie bubble." Click HERE to see them talking about it. Later Whitney admitted it was true and called it "black love."
There's an old photo of Whitney's decorating style. It just screams "homey", doesn't it? Does anyone really want something that's been IN that house??
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I thought that pink "thing" that Lindsay was wearing was the worst pink outfit ever - wrong again lol.
All that money and they drink Budweiser??? That's just bizarre.
Elaine S.
The pants look like the ones Celie made in the color purple, gosh i love that movie....You told harpo to beat me, I love that man i really do but I will kill him before I let him hit me. Swampy
Gross.
those leggings or whatever look awful and tasteless.
if she likes to play with poop, doesn't surprise me that she drinks piss tasting beer.
I'll send her some Arrogant Bastard ale. Although I prefer New Belgium's Fat Tire or 1554.
fuck whitney houston. i could live the rest of my life without ever hearing about that tired, wannabe diva, crack smokin, song stealing, too fuckin lazy to shit straight arrogant cunt again. and fuck bobby brown too.
Yes, Plague, but how do you really feel?
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Plague,
I just feel your holding back some, please let it go. SMILE SMILE
Swampy
BRACKa FRACK MACK SLACKITY GOD DAMN FUCKITY MUCK SHITWHISTLE DOG SHIT TACO! MARFFY BLARGIN EAT SHIT AND DIE!!! ROID RAGING LESBIAN BODYBUILDERS EATIN SNATCH!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THAT FUCKIN RABITT! MUCKITY FUCKITY BARBARA STREISAND!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
can you tell my first wife was a huge fan and played her shit till my ears bled?
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ohhhhhh!
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