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ParAss Hilton has been reading the blogs again. She found out we call her wonk eye and has decided to get a plastic surgeon to fix it. "Six years ago, Paris had surgery to lift her eyelids, but the left eye muscles were damaged as a result." She also refuses doctors orders to stop wearing the blue contacts over her brown eyes, probably because Barbie doesn't have brown eyes. Maybe while the doctor has her under he can do a brain transplant. There's probably some half wit somewhere ready to donate to the cause.
In related news, Lindsay Blohan has been sober for about two hours. When she came out of her stupor, she realized ParAss had a wonk eye and promptly ordered one for herself. Then she scraped some plaster off the rehab wall, snorted it and blamed it on the media.
3 comments:
lmfao @ that hiltons eyes are just creepy she could watch a tennis match without moving her head lol
ohhhh, smack.
those 2 really have to go.
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