Thursday, February 15, 2007

Affleck and his, errrr, whatever

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Ben Affleck is on a health kick and has stopped smoking and tried colonics. Ben said of colonics "I lost my virginity all over again that day, in so many ways. I don't think I will be having it done again."

I'm glad he's not blowing smoke in little Violets face anymore, but, I don't think I want to know how he lost his butt virginity in the first place. I've listened to his wife, Jen Garner, in a lot of interviews and the only thing that chick would strap on is a gingham apron. He probably hasn't seen this much crap since he broke up with J-Lo.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do people spend so much money to get water shot up their butts or take all these weird drinks and pills filled with mystical Amazonian berries and stuff? I personally think that area was designed as a one way street. Clearly people don't use it as such a lot, and that's their personal choice...but I can't imagine it being the *healthiest* thing to do. Eat a goddamn oatmeal cookie once in a while...is that like too inexpensive and easy or what?

Dirty Disher said...

LMAOOOOO! Oh, you said it girl!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I am a health nut but there's no way they are shooting water up my butt.

Eliza

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, come on Mizz E,,it might be a new life. Be a sport. How many times have you heard that one?

Anonymous said...

ICAM with Amy. that's a one way hole and it is a one way out.

Too bad sometimes you gotta have that done to your constipated pet, like my mother in law's cat Phoebe! She gets very offended if you just look at her, imagine when the poor thing gets all plugged up and has to get an enema once in a while done by strange people in a strange place...how indignant! hehehehehe

Dirty Disher said...

You guys put it plainly..they pay for what we avoid. Well, us semi normals anyhow.