Happy Belated B-Day ParAss. It was yesterday. If there was really a God, wouldn't his big old hand appear at the back of her empty head and smack her face into that cake?
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I don't quite get what all the attraction is about her, but she does seem to have something crystal
In cases like Paris Hilton you would have to say, "God is responsible for this one. Either high on cough syrup or purposely balancing out the universe by giving beautiful, super rich Paris a half inflated volleyball for a brain."
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I don't quite get what all the attraction is about her, but she does seem to have something
crystal
I don't quite get what all the attraction is about her, but she does seem to have something
crystal
Why would God want to ruin a perfectly good cake?
Thank you Crabbie. You are always a voice of reason.
In cases like Paris Hilton you would have to say,
"God is responsible for this one. Either high on cough syrup or purposely balancing out the universe by giving beautiful, super rich Paris a half inflated volleyball for a brain."
LMAO AT good cake.
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