Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Brit likes girls

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Britney Poontang Spears likes girls. That's the report. Kevin already told us this. But, a source says...

"The mother of two has been living a secret life of wild sex long before her marriage ended. Rap music producer Omar “Iceman” Sharif, who is a friend of Kevin’s, tells In Touch, “Britney was into threesomes and girls.” He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the couple’s house to party.An insider who knows the couple well says that over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends. “Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six,” the insider says. “I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married.”

Oh, big deal. Sounds like college to me. Which is where Poontang should have gone instead of Hydes. I just hope she didn't get Herpes from Parass Hilton. Trust me, Brit, this will all pass and someday you'll just want to sit home alone and talk about how stupid people are. Have fun, just don't be so skanky about it. Oh, and get to work.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I was a lesbian I would be nauseated at the thought of carpetmunching her. I'm not even a lesbian and that sole thought is too disturbing anyway.

Dirty Disher said...

A lesbian couldn't even do her in the dark because the pic of her cootch is in all our poor minds now.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with her lipstick on that pic? :| Trash!

Dirty Disher said...

I think it's a cold sore. Damn ParAss.