Charity can be fuckable

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Lesbone, creepy crawlie, LOST star, Michelle Rodriguez has been doing her community service related to her DUI bust. Now Michelle says she will continue doing charity work after the sentance is over. I don't call community service sentances "charity", but, I guess she thinks they are..anyhow..here's her genius plan..

“Eventually,” she says, “you’re going to see me do some Jane Fonda–type shit. I’m keeping it hush right now. But it’s going to be fucking hot. I’m going to make giving back sexy and fuckable.”

Okay, I can't even make this stuff up. She's so weird. She likes animal causes. I'm just sayin'..watch out barn yard critters, you don't want to NOT see this coming. If she tries to lead you to a stump..run.