Saturday, February 24, 2007

Gag me Jessica Biel

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You know I can't stand her. I wasn't about to let that outfit be ignored. I can think of only one explanation for this. She was in a flash fire (started by Mischa Barton smoking a joint) and all her clothes were burned off. She quickly grabbed Lindsay Blohans leggings, some ballet flats out of a dumpster and Laura Ingalls grey apron to wrap around her bazongas. What a quick thinker she is.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hate that outfit. Hire a stylist, bitch.

Anonymous said...

Those shoes would make a 6 ft tall 110lb supermodels legs look dumpy. Why do these stupid girls continue to wear them?

Dirty Disher said...

They're stupid girls?

Anonymous said...

Stupid girl= someone who thinks the rules of science, anatomy and intelligence do not apply to them. Basically, they think anything they do is beyond reproach because they are so "perfect."

Anonymous said...

Besides...I'm 5'7, 125lbs, work out almost every day...and I would never wear those Linsay Lohan shoes. I love girls!!!!! And Jack Black! And Jack White...