Wednesday, February 14, 2007

General gossip from the disher

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I don't watch a lot of daytime TV, but, today I was sicky poo so I did. It was clear from watching Ellen that her and Portia have broken up. Last I heard, they wanted a baby together. But, Ellen did a single dance and a Valentine tribute to singlehood, so I guess it's over. That makes me sad. Everyone loves Ellen, I do too, and we just want her to be happy. Portia seemed so perfect. I wonder what happened? I loved Portia on Alley McBeal. Sigh..damn couples anyway. Next thing you'll tell me Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are breaking up.


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And, what in Sam Hell has happened to Martha? Has she gone senile? She was all bumbley, reminded me of Paula Abdul with a cuisinart. The cast had a surprise for her for V day, eveyone wore pink "I heart Martha" tees. Martha looks around all confusealated and says "I hope just the men wore those." Kinna homophobic, are ya, Martha? Then why do you have your token gay sidekick on there? Let me tell you something, Martha, if you're going to play a beard, choose someone cute and or witty. That little whisp is a drag. Bad fruit.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It must be the baby thing - that is all I can think of - the other wants the other to carry it. Sad if they did split over whatever reason - they seemed so good together.

crystal

Anonymous said...

they were just seen together at the grammys, front row

Dirty Disher said...

I know..but, I'm telling you what I saw. Ellen said being single is great and did a whole comedy act about it for her intro. Then she did a single dance. That's what she called it.

Anonymous said...

I watched too- but during the interview with Jason Lewis she asked if he was single and she said something about even though shes' attached, she thinks its important to celebrate your individuality and yourself on days like Valentines if you are single. They're still together I think. I think she was just having fun and being nice to singles. She still had her wedding ring on. I'm not sure though!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

I hope I'm wrong. :(