Monday, February 12, 2007

Isaac Cohen speaks about Britney Spears

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Worried Isaac revealed how she:
MADE him dizzy romping on a revolving bed while watching themselves in the mirrored ceiling.
STRIPPED naked and beckoned him to join her for an al-fresco romp in a moonlit Jacuzzi.
LOVED all night sex in her marital bed as her wedding dress hung framed on the wall outside.
CRUMBLED when the sex stopped, as she struggled to cope with a bitter divorce and the fear her children could be taken away.

But Isaac, also 25, said: "She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other’s arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope."She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and say, ‘Why can’t everyone leave me alone?’ and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?’"

Oh, shut the fuck up, you were her boy toy whore for a month or less. Now she's done with you. Let me end this post by telling every hetro man in the universe this..if you go to a chicks house and she has her wedding dress on display, no matter if she's single or divorced..you'd best run like a chicken killing hound with a shotgun to his ass, because that whore is psycho crazy. That..is a fact.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

...you'd best run like a chicken killing hound with a shotgun to his ass, because that whore is psycho crazy.
I actually laughed out loud...

Anonymous said...

I hope he had his Hazmat suit on for all that!

Anonymous said...

Ehhh, chicken killing hound was my first thought. I live in farm country..lol.

DD

Anonymous said...

"chicken killing hound..."
That may be your best one yet!!!
I'm still laughing!

Anonymous said...

He's just another gold digger, he didn't cash in WITH Brit, so he wants to cash in ON Brit.

Dirty Disher said...

:) You guys make my day..for real.

Donald said...

HA LOL