There's some Jakey-Poo for his fans. I did NOT say he was gay, I said he makes MY gaydar go off. I was informed by those in the know, that Jake wears fug shoes, therefore he is not gay. And he's dating Penelope Cruz so he's not gay. Pssst..I think she might be gay too. Can anyone say "cover?" >shrugs and ducks<
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"cover".
I'm sure he is gay.
I thought Orlando Bloom was dating Pene Cruz?
Let's play musical girlfriend, er, chair.
When I see him, all I can think is Bubble Boy!
I thought that Penelope and Orlando were an item too? We need consultation on this DD? lol
He had been wearing those shoe with the blue suit he wore on Good Morning America yesterday. That was bad.
As of him being in GQ, he was single, and his love life wasn't brought up in any interview he did this week. I'd like to believe he's still single so I don't have to feel slightly guilty for thinking he's greatest thing since Wawa green tea.
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