Friday, February 23, 2007

Jessica Simpson is allergic to pizza

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Jessica is the spokesperson for Pizza Hut, yet she told Elle mag she can't eat it. Well, she could, but, it makes her bleed inside. She had a problem with ulcers and internal bleeding while she was filming "Employee Of The Month" (not the worst movie I've ever seen, btw) and discovered she's allergic to cheese, wheat, and tomatoes.

Good grief. Sorry about the weird allergies Jess, but, maybe a Pizza Hut commercial isn't the best job choice? That'd kinna be like hiring me to be a sports announcer. Well, except sports don't make me bleed. 'Cept football on TV. Football on TV makes my eyes bleed.

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