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Jessica Simpsons new look is, uhhh, smashing, isn't it? Is there something wrong with my monitor or is her hair getting to be the same color as her skin? Soon it will all be Jessica orange and her goofy fan club will follow. Everyone will be orange. Joe Simpson is really pissed about her following John Mayer around and not working (I told ya so) and has ordered her to come home. Jessica, in a rare bout of independance said NO. She did send for her hair whore Ken Paves though. Thank goodness..the Texas beauty queen look lives. How does John Mayer keep his hands off her? Oh, wait he's just dating her, it's not like he'd touch her with a 10 foot pole. He probably dreams of a 10 foot pole.
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hmm...
I don't know what to say....she is challenging Papa Joe.....until John Mayer dumps her ass then she's gonna go running to daddy's arms. Sick.
and what is wrong with that skin, she looks like she overdid the bronzing lotion again.
I like the hair color, but her face is 10 shades darker than her arms, she looks like an orangatan with her mouth all open.
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