Joe spills it all in sordid detail

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Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild) talked with Howard Stern about his love life. You just know that's going to turn out bad for someone and indeed it did.

“It was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time…Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he'd ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, "Paris," even though a few statements earlier he claimed, "Lindsey and I are just friends.
When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he's slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn't come out and say it, but merely mumbled, "…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…" Howard then began asking more leading questions like, "So she just laid there?" or "Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?" Joe responded, "More or less, yeah."
To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

Ehhh, he'd have sex with a maggot filled cow carcass. And film it. What a bozo. With any luck, he'll never get laid again. I can't believe anyone would want to sleep with his moronic ass, but, all the chicks he mentions are pretty brain dead, and we've already heard this same crap from Fez and the Jackass guys. Buncha whores.