Our current crush, John Mayer (on his blog) thinks he's invented a solution to dirty knives. John loves peanut butter and honey samiches (who doesn't) and he makes them several times a day. He goes off because his sink is full of crudded up knives and says he doesn't know how to clean them. Sooo, JM came up with this. It's an individual PB pack with a built in knife. He says you have to call it a knife or speader or people won't know what it is.
" This "namesake" approach will help transition users into such an advanced design. I don't have to tell you that the knife accounts for 97 percent of all peanut butter application methods, all but blowing away the second and third most popular, the spoon and the finger, respectively. Let's get in there and kick some ass!"
I have 4 words for you, John. Paper towel, dish washer. Our crush is waning. At least he's smart enough to know Jessica can't make a samich. And John, I think you should avoid the words spoon, finger and ass in the same paragraph. Just sayin'.
5 comments:
lmao - I think your onto something here
crystal
Yeah, he's a genius.
I hope they buy his idea. I think is good.
I actually thought that idea was pretty funny. It made me like him, whereas I couldn't stand him before.
Hahaha that's hilarious. I know how to wash my knives but I hate it when I'm having a PB type week and all my knives are gone before any other dishes and I have o pull them out of the dishwasher and wash them because the dishwasher is not full enough to run. But I just put up with washing them. Better than wasting all that trash on single serve PB. Stupid.
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