Monday, February 26, 2007

Oscar Retards

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Costume designer Patricia Field, who actually tried to steal camera and mic time from the stars by rambling about what inspired her Devil Wears Prada clothes. Do you think it might have been, oh, I don't know..DESIGNER CLOTHES?? Doh. She looked like a 74 year old cartoon. Suck it in and shut up Patricia.

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You can always count on has been Sally Kirkland to show up looking like an idiot. She claims this gown represents all religions. Sigh. Yeah, the church of the D-listed loon.


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Joan and Melissa River are the fashion critics who need someone taking pot shots at them instead. Joan resembled a racoon having it's period and Melissa...hmmm, I wish someone had told me how profitable rolling your eyes at your mother could be. I would have been rich too.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joan resembled a racoon having it's period

OMG that was hillarious. I seriously spitted a bit of coffee I was drinking - need to make a note - don't read Pat's stuff while drinking lol

Anonymous said...

seriously. what's that in her hand, altoids? or altoids box disguising something else.

Anonymous said...

When did Madonna dye her hair fire engine red?

Dirty Disher said...

I thought it was an Altoids box too!! I almost typed that.