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ParAss Hilton was flying down Sunset Blvd, in her new Bentley, without the benifit of headlights. Cops pulled her over and found out she was driving with a suspended license. Her publicist, Elliot Liar Face Mintz said, "If that was the case, she was not aware of it."
She had fun, fun, fun, 'till the po-lice took her Bentley away! Sing it with me!
6 comments:
yeah and anyone else not famous would be in jail right now - I hate the double standards
Paris might be looking at jail-time. Keep your fingers crossed.
Don't you get 25 years for third offence?
yeah right, she was not aware of having a suspended license. what, does she send someone else to take a picture and fill up the info? what a dumbass. quoting plague, she is a waste of air and space
yes, and she was also unaware that she had turned a beautiful shade of salmon. freak! we all know she looks in the mirror. when did hollywood orange became an acceptable norm?!
I love that pic. It's worthy of "Cops". In another life, Paris would be propping up the bar on karaoke night in a Fort Collins, Colorado dive, yapping about her no good fourth husband. "Whaddaya mean, I've got priors? Screw you! I ain't goin' nowhere til I call Jimmy! Jimmiee! Answer the f***in phone!"
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