Greg Creed President Taco Bell Corp. 17901 Von Karman Irvine, CA 92614
January 31, 2007Mr. Kevin Federlinec/o Marilyn LopezFYI Public RelationsNew York, NY 10023
Dear Mr. Federline,First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it's generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.
We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell."
We're flattered, but obviously they're too young to work for us. So here's our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We'll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We'll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.
We encourage you to continue to "Think Outside the Bun" and hope you accept our tasty offer.
Sincerely,
Greg CreedPresidentTaco Bell Corp.
I sincerely hope that mofo doesn't think he sounds nice and cheerful. He sounds like some Fed bashing idiot who hates his own crappy job so much he wants Kevin to be miserable too. I hope Fed sends him his bank statements and a complimentary copy of PopoZao to shove right up his former taco stuffing bung hole. I would.
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I can't believe how dellusional this tards can be. K. is slowly rising. He'll be the star he wants to be, rap or no rap. I see him do some serious acting. I have faith in the kid. and I see Britbrit begging and getting her worn out ass turned down by ex hubby K. Sweet revenge, and he's not even lifting a finger. He's a true class act so far.
Yes, I'm team K Fed now.
Me too! And, yeah, that guys a tard..wtf is his prob? He needs to go eat some shit and die.
I can't be team K-fed...sorry. He's putting on an act before going to court. How much time does he spend with his kids with Char Jackson? None, that's how much...why? cuz she doesn't have the money, that's why. Britney had the golden ticket...he wants the meal ticket. Period. He doesn't want any kids, but he figures that if he gets custody, he'll be taken care of with child and spousal support, he'll hire nannies and never see them, pretty much like Britney does now. I just feel sorry for those babies.
I'M ON TEAM TATER TOT.
I used to work at Taco Bell. Used to. For three weeks. It sucked, and I was 17. An idiot making minimum wage. Who does this fuck-nut think he is claiming Taco Bell is something more than a substandard OSHA baiting sweat shop manned by individuals that have no other options, but will jump ship in a heartbeat the moment they become available. Silly guy.
There ya go. Uhhh huu. Oh, and LOL @ Team Tater Tot.
I think Taco Bell Executive is only think of the publicity he would get if Kev worked there for an hour. I highly think he was behind his team in this.
crystal
Ehh, I still can't believe those fast food chains are trying to give us the image that working there is anything but minumum wage hell.
i truly wish kevin would dig himself a hole and bury himself in it. scheming, money-grubbing, conniving, dirtbag sperminator he is.
You said it Juliana!
.D.
Looks like we're still divided on this one.
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