What do you do if your silly little forgettable career is in the shitter and the best thing on your resume is playing the guy who mows the Housewives lawn and once sucked face with fug dwarf Eva Long-whorea?
You announce you have a booze problem and need to get into Promises rehab center, THEN you go out and party like a hetrosexual in a Texas whorehouse and look pretty while you wait for the paparazzi. I SOOOOOOOOOOO don't friggin' care what this little nobody does. He is less important than Britneys panties and we all know how impossible it is to live without those.
1 comment:
Exactly - noone cares.
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