Thursday, March 15, 2007

Remember Tonya Harding?

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Police were called BY Tonya yesterday and she reported people breaking into her car to steal it and said they were stashing firearms in her yard. She made at lest two calls and the police realized she was acting strangely and no one else could see the people Tonya saw. Police called Harding story "implausible." Another call came in, it was from a friend of Tonyas who said she was "tweaking out." The officers finally checked her home to make her feel more comfortable and advised her to seek medical help. I always knew I would write this someday. Didn't you? How come they didn't take her to the hospital or psych ward? That's what would happen here. Even old has beens are spe-shul. Duh.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep..she turned into the fat, messed up, having the police come to your house, trailer park slob we all knew she would. Britney, pay close attention; I am seeing this in your future. Except I don't think it will take as long.

Anonymous said...

ThAT has meth written all over it.

Anonymous said...

Meth faced fucked up whore.

Anonymous said...

sad story

crystal said...

oh just get a baseball bat Tonya, it worked before.

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, but, what I meant was, here if someone is high crazy, they WILL be taken to the nut house for an eval and if tests are positive you will be charged. They just let her go.

Anonymous said...

another "celebrity" that goes through the cracks.

crystal

Miss Tia said...

i think tonya vs. britney would be an awesome fight!

damn..tonya used to weigh HALF that (and still wasn't stick thin)...she used to be cute too...

i think her agent needs to book her on the 'biggest loser' stat...

Dirty Disher said...

I never thought she was cute, but, she somehow managed to get even more uglified.

Anonymous said...

om f'in g!!! i did not read the story or the comments but...om f'in g!!!!!!! wtf?!!!!!!!!
harharhahrhhahahahahahahalmfao!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

Glad you had a giggle.

Anonymous said...

But....she actually was really an outstanding world class athlete one day in the past. She was the first woman to land a triple jump in a competition. Then things startet to go less favorable..

Anonymous said...

"Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"....

oh wait, that was Nancy whats-her-name that said it.
I don't know about the meth....
I would think a person who is doing meth would be a lot thinner. Tonya is a big, fat slob. She's doing Big Macs!!!