Okay, here's a confusing end to my confusion. I thought Scott Storch ragged on Timberlake in a vid because he rapped about "cry me a river" and "comes around, goes around"..my readers were kind and pointed out it was TIMBERLAND he was mad at. So in my confused old lady mode I go look up Timberland and it says he's a producer, which I knew, and he's a "song crafter" which I did not know. Tim "Timberland" Mosley actually writes a lot of hits for other artists.
Anyway, Scott Storch...still oddly hot. Timberland has asked Timberlake to help Britney Spears. I just read that and went WTF? As usual. Here's some quotes...
"Timbaland says he invited Timberlake, his "best friend" and Spears' ex-boyfriend, to be part of that plan (to help Brit).
"I asked Justin, 'How would you feel about me working with Britney?' I had to ask him that," Timbaland is quoted as saying. "I said, 'Would you do it with me?' "
The 26-year-old "SexyBack" singer said he would, according to Timbaland, who notes: "She's just gotta be serious." source
See? Why does Justin Timberlake owe Britney Spears anything? I thought it an odd request. What are they gonna do a shaved head duet now? I want to craft that friggin' song. Suggested lyrics..
fem: I fucking love you, more than crack and beer,
male: You're fucking psycho, you cheated on me twice,
fem: I popped out two rug rats in just over a year,
male: You ate Paris Hilton, you're the anti christ!
Oh, fark off, it's better than a Duff song. Still, I guess Timberland won't be hiring me, 'specially since I thought he was just a producer. Dear Mr. Timberland, please don't have me killed. I know Scott Storch. >shakes head at being drawn into this world<
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