Rumor has it Tom Cruise is buying digs at the creepy old goth Dakota in NYC where John Lennon was shot and killed. Yoko still lives there. I hope she sticks a porcupine in Tom's eye the first time he tries to sell her on Scientology. 'Cause you KNOW if anyone has a spare porcupine laying around, it's Yoko Ono. That bastard is trying to take over the world with his Scientology and he's getting it done. You don't believe me, I can tell. So, fark you, I'm putting on my tinfoil hat while I can. The rest of you skeptics are on your own.
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