If you'd like to write to Britney, she now has a spot for it on her blog. HERE is is. She's also putting special letters of encouragent on. I wrote her one. Here is mine...
Dear Poontang,
Geez Louise and a toasted cracker, girl! I have never seen anyone a loco as you. When you do up crazy, you do it like no one else I've ever heard of and I knew a stripper once who thought she could fly. She'd flap her naked arms and whip her saggie boobies around yelling "I can fly, you mother fuckers!" And then she's smack bald men with a pool cue while chugging Jim Beam. AND she wasn't nearly as crazy as you! Now, the only thing I have on you is, you drink 24 Cokes a day. That's a coke an hour if you never sleep. I can relate. Blogging has sucked since you went into rehab. Please get sort of well soon, we all miss you.
Love and hugs..The Disher
P.S. You look real good bald. For real, and I'm not just sayin' that because I need new poon shots.
4 comments:
DD - you rock! That is a great post to her blog that I am sure she will love!
I didn't post it on her blog..I'm not that mean.
OMG DD...I haven't laughed outloud like that at my comp for a long time. You are the best. hahahahahahaha.
Poonnnnttttaaaannnggg come back!
hahahaha
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