I love this one. Poontang is writing a book, and by writing a book, I mean she's going to get drunk and ramble incoherently to some poor sap who'll have to decipher her crazy bitching and brain dead made up stories. She plans to blame her booze and drug problems on Justin Timberlake who told her if she kept getting fat he wouldn't pork her. Really? That would have made ME live at McDonalds, but, this is Poon were talking about. She says Justin took her virginity and broke her heart sneaking around with other chicks. Ummm, didn't Timberturd write about a kajillion songs where SHE was the cheater?? And she had a serious boyfriend in her hometown, before Justin who claims he did everything and I mean everything to her BUT pork her, so big deal on her virginity. Anyway Timberturd killed her self esteem..cry on que now.
Then she wants to lay into her ex husbands, 'specially Federline who she says used her for money and his career. Umm, what career does K-Fed have exactly? Anyway, she swears Kevin made her suicidal.
THEN there's her mother Lynn, the ultimate stage mother from hell who drove poor Poontang so hard all her life and who's only goal was fame and fortune. Well, that part may be true, but, Britney wanted to be a star. Every since she was a little girl, she herself was obsessed with being famous. Lynn was just her enabler.
Britney broke the news of the book to her mom and dad who didn't take the news well. Lynn cried and sobbed and her dad, he told her if she bad mouthed the family she would regret it for the rest of her life. Please, daddy is exiled to the old poverty stricken childhood home while stage mommy lives in the Kentwood mansion. Poontang could hire a redneck hit man in a hot second. Daddy needs to shut up, because as lame as this book sounds, and as full of lies as we already know Brit is..I can't wait to get my hands on that sucker. Britney..please take time from boozing and searching for the next worthles man and just dictate!!!
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where did you hear this? i didn't see this anywhere else? You would think the big blogs wouldhave this...
Wow! Sometimes I cant help but compare young Hollywood to kids that go Pro in sports straight-out- of high School. Parental guidance and supervision are a critical step in the process of rearing children and helping them be productive and CONFIDENT.
When I hear brit speak I am saddened by her lack of identity. Christina Aguilera is much further ahead of her in the life lessons learned department.
Britney; take responsibility for YOUR actions, grow up already before hopes turn to regrets.
seems like she will blame everyone that came into her life for 5 minutes for all her problems, should be a big book lol.
crystal
I'm surprised she can remember all those things to be mad about.
IF what you say is true and she does blame everyone else for her problems, then her rehab did nothing to address her issues. Until a person steps up to the plate and takes responsibility for their own role in their messed up lives, the healing won't happen.
She may think that by writing a 'tell-all' book showing her as a victim could perhaps change the way America views her, but the truth is America will continue to see her as a hurting child who has not yet grown up.
The book will be a bestseller though. No doubt about that.
Anon...I heard this one all over the net.
Britney is stupid, she is. Britney may be very rich, but thats all she has going for her, she is a worthles singer, mother and wife. I could care less about her "f"up life. Christina Aguilera is talented and smart. Christina is going to always be famous, Britney is a joke.
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