Harrison Flab and Calista Flockfart will tie the knot legally after shacking up for 400 years. Does anyone give a crap? I didn't think so. I will challenge my friend Crabbie on the most boring couple announcement. These two make Gosling and McAdams look like front page news.
The wedding and reception will be held in Flockfarts nostrils.
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voting here - nope I don't give a crap lol.
C
She's looking at his "cocktail weenie" nose!
They aren't even interesting enough to comment on. *yawn*
-Calisty
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