Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Guy Richie knows his wife's an asshole

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Guy Richie not only didn't go with Madonna on her Malawi trip (which she says is just for charity work and not another adoption, but, we'll friggin' see) but, Guy also had some advice the material girl. He told her not to be riding around in a "phalanx of chauffeur-driven cars." And he told her this time she'd better get her hands dirty. It's not like I actually know what a "phalanx" is, but, I'm pretty sure it implies Richie is sick of his wife's spoiled rotten diva attitude and thinks this whole trip is some rich bitche's indulgence and publicity move. Where's Rocko? Did Guy forbid him to go picking field corn with his designer wearin' mummy, the paparazzi, and all the poor orphans? Does anybody have a clue as to why this bitch is there?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why isn't her doppelganger in school?

Barb said...

Reaching way back into recent memorey, wasn't there something in Malawi's laws that stated adopting parents had to be in country for certain period of time. (longer than what she was there for). There might have been some other residency requirements, like working there?! So, this might have something to do with fulfilling that before the Malawi will finalize the adoption.

I am quite sure it isn't out of her charitable heart that she is doing this. She has the daughter along to actually do the physical work she might be assigned!

So am sure you would never catch Guy setting foot in the place. He was standing in line for the balls when they were being handed out, whereas Brad was off learning how to say "yes, dear" when AJ threatened to get another baby or hurt herself.

Anonymous said...

Publicity stunt...Vadge goes insane (literally) when she falls from the public eye for too long...which is usually about a week for her. Must be the horrible mid-life crisis...Menopause must be a bitch..

BBABH