Pretty stupid, it seems. Joe had illegal pills in his cell with him. Not about to sully his snooty taste buds with tap water, Joe decided to bribe a guard with a hundred dollar bill for a bottle of designer water. The guard said no, so brilliant Joe, who thinks money can buy anyone, flashed 500 dollars. Money, and needless to say drugs, are not allowed in jail and the guard turned him in. His cell was searched and an amount of cash and 16 prescription medications including Lunesta and lorazepam were found. These infractions have been added to his charges.
All because the snotty dumbass couldn't stand the thought of a sip of peasant tap water to wash down his pills. What a wimp and an idiot. I have two words for you, Francis...general population. Enjoy. Okay, that's three words, and that's three more than I should have wasted on this loser.
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Oh, the irony of this situation! The only person who deserves it more is Parasite...you know she would try to pull the same crap to buy her way out because she is so "special" and "privileged."
BBABH
She may have the chance soon. Her court date is comming up.
I wish there were a way to replace that stupid smiling mug shot of him with a live feed. I would love to see his face this very moment.
Thank you sir, may i have another?
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