Monday, April 23, 2007

J-Lo worth 50 grand a minute?

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Everyones talking about how some kabillionare has hired Jennifer Lopez to sing at his wifes birthday party and is paying her 2 million dollars for 40 minutes. I could look up the guys name, but, why would we want to remember it anyway? He's just some ass with too much money and a hard on for J-Lo. His wife probably hates Jennifer Lopez. That's the way it goes.

I just want to know what Lopez is doing to her face. This doesn't even look like her anymore. The pants scare me.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Big ass and big thighs do not belong in shiny material...just ask Beyonce. I think Skeletor should wear them, his scrawny ass needs all the help it can get.

DD, since I know how much you like ScarJo, there's a video of her busting her ass on TMZ. Enjoy!

BBABH

Anonymous said...

Before I even read your comments, DD, I was startled by her face. WTF has she done? She used to be at the top of the list for well-dressed, flawless make-up..... She looks dreadful. Hard-looking...clothes all wrong. She hooked up with the wrong guy, for sure. ..let the good one get away.

Anonymous said...

JLo is a social climber. She uses people to get ahead (Diddi for his music, and Ben Assleck for his movie connections through Matt..ha). She left Diddi as soon as there was trouble with that incident in the bar, and she left Ben after Gigli and that other movie with him bombed. Now she will join Scientology to pay respects to Xenu..I mean Tom. She may be destined to chase flags in Dante's circles.

Anonymous said...

I have NEVER understood what is soooo great about this whore J-HO ?! She slept her way to the top -

F*cking p'diddy or puffy ( whatever ) proved that !!