Sunday, April 29, 2007

Jenna Elfman has crazy eyes

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Jenna Elfman used to crack me up as loony Dharma, until I found out she actually IS loony Dharma. In a People interview she defends her buddies Katie and Tom Cruise and says all the gossip is untrue.

"Honestly, they're happy," Elfman, 35, told PEOPLE at Thursday's Healthy Child Healthy World benefit in Santa Monica. "They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it."

Elfman added, "It's hard to give a detailed explanation on something that's simple. Honestly, do any of you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It's not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It's exciting. That's their relationship."

Scientologist Elfman, who's going to have her first child in a couple of months also talked about birth..

"Bodies have been giving birth for a really long time," she said. "I want to know what it's like to go through that process. I'm just going to be as focused and patient as I can be."

I think she sounds like a Scientology robot programed by one Tom Cruise. I love it when these Scientology people give birth for the first time..yeah, she'll be begging for the epidural and then she can tell me this crap about "silent birth."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Other fantastic words from Jenna Elfman:"AIDS is a state of mind, not a disease".

what would we do without her?!?

Anonymous said...

I gave birth without le epidural three times. No one has ever died from the pain of childbirh, but many have died from epidurals transmitting hospital germs straight into the spinal cord. One of my births was quiet the other loud, so fuck epidurals AND women being forced into silence if they want to grunt, yell or curse.

Barb said...

I delivered both of my children without epidurals. Not because of any desire for the closeness of a natural birth, but because when I had my children, they were not offered as an option. You went in labor, had medication or not, had local anesthetic for the episiotomy, which they don't seem to do any longer, and that was it. We all survivied!

Jenna Elfman is still a crazy Scientologist, and her eyes are like that from too many hours searching the horizon for the coming ships and Thetan! I am just tired of everyone having to defend the happiness of Tomkat. If they are all that happy, then they will prevail, and they will live happily ever after, and all the world will eventually figure it out. In the meantime, they need to just shutup.

crystal said...

I swear they all are robts with Tom having the switch.

Anonymous said...

Where are the men stepping up to the plate to "defend" the relationship. John Travolta? Oh, I forget, he is more poplular and has is more together than Marilyn Monroe and..oh forgot the other one. See here's how it looks from my view. The women are subservient and do and say what they are told by the men. Interesting concept for relationships in 21st century America.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't do well in that religion then. It just seems too much like a cult to me. I would NEVER be any good being a servant of a man. I'm too independent and too strong of a woman to deal with such crap.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Saddest thing of all? Robot babies. Poor kids don't have a chance.

Anonymous said...

I'm a Scientologist who has met Jenna Elfman several times at various functions. In person she's stunningly beautiful gracious and funny.

The first time I met her was at a party in Hollywood about 10 years ago. She hadn't started on the Dharma show yet but she was very excited about it. She's a pretty good dancer, and very tall.

She's just one example of the many women in Scientology who lead independent lives and credit Scientology as being a big factor in their success.

You guys really need to lighten up!

Silent birth is more about not having a stereo blasting and not having some doctor chatting about how terrible his ex-wives are while the baby is having its head squeezed through the birth canal. Check out silentbirth.org for the truth about it.

Anonymous said...

I'm atheist. Leave people alone and let them be what they want to be. Telling them they're crazy is just as annoying as someone telling you that you need Jesus when they don't even know you. If you don't see the problem with that last statement and/or disagree with it, here's another one: It's like the Muslim extremists telling you that you're a godless infidel. That's annoying, right? Just look at it from others' points of view and keep enjoy your choices just as they deserve to enjoy theirs.