Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Jessica looks like an old bag

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More photos of Jessica Simpson not lookin' so good. This is just a progression from the last few weeks. In the first one she looks like my 80 year old aunt Ruth going to play some Keno in Vegas. In the second one (most recent) she seems to have borrowed someones disco pants from the 70's and forgotten her bra. If those things sag anymore she's going to be counting six toes on each foot. In the third one she's reunited with the most important person in her life...Ken Paves.

There's this story going around about Vanessa Minnillo wanting to steal J-Lo's hair stylist..problem is, J-Lo's hair stylist is Ken Paves who is even more famous for kissing Jessica Simpsons ass than for his beauty pagent hair do's. WTF? Can't these bitches find another fawning gay guy to rat thier cheap extensions? Ken can't be the only queen in Hollywood with a skanky wig line and a blow dryer.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know it's evil and just plain wrong, but God I love it when she looks like dog doody....makes my day bright as hell!!

-Calisty

Anonymous said...

How are the Simpson skanks still on the radar ????!!!!

Plastic surgery can not help these fugly whores ! and plastic surgery can not give them TALENT or a Brain ~