Monday, April 30, 2007

Jessica Simpson NOT looking like crap

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Jessica must have finally seen her photos on blogs lately, because she lightened that fug looking weave and wore a dress that isn't screamingly hidious. She looks pretty nice here. It won't last, but, at least there is this moment. I was just looking at her boobage and going wtf? She's always had boobs, that's not news, but man, were they always the size of two basketballs?? Where the hell did she get those things?

Sometimes I wonder who actually IS a celebrity. No one in hell believes this chick is an actress or a singer, since she stopped doing dingbat reality TV she's pretty much just some not so bright tart gf of John Mayer. Still, her pics are everywhere, so I guess that makes her a celeb. I still think she got new implants. Congrats on the jugs, Jess.

6 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

Awwww thanks. I checked out yours too. Nice.

Anonymous said...

Jessica's boobs definitely look bigger...but they are lovely, lucky duck.

Anonymous said...

I have noticed that too about her boobs - she did something that is for sure. I must agree too, that isn't a bad picture of her - she needs to keep her hair lighter

Crystal

Anonymous said...

3 possibilities:
1. Boob job
2. Commando Take outs (or similar)
3. Pregnant

As far as her hair & dress - she looks better than she has in a looooong time.

Anonymous said...

preggers preggers preggers

Anonymous said...

Yick...She looks like she's late for an Irish dance recital. Maybe she could date the 'Lord of the Dance' and leave John Mayer alone.

Oh, man, if she's preggers I'm putting my John Mayer cd's in the garbage disposal.

-Calisty