I keep ignoring this ho, but, she keeps talking and the more she talks the stupider she sounds. For some reason the Brits hate us enough to send this flapping preg skank, who's only famous for implanting air bags in her chest, over here for a reality show. Thanks England. I used to like you guys.
Called the poor mans Beckhams, Jordan and her dumbass hubby, Peter Andre, compare themselves to the real Becks and convince themselves they're actually better. This shouldn't be hard to do when you're friggin' brain dead, so they shouldn't be too overjoyed.
Andre insists he's not as good looking as Becks (oh doh genius) but, that his scroungy wife is way better looking than Posh. Jordan agrees adding "It's not hard to be better looking than her, is it really?"
Jordan also called Posh "Just a football players wife." So, what's your reality show going to be about Hordan? How to lamely insult an icon while bouncing off walls with your fake tittage? Maybe they can hook up a machine to measure your IQ and have us all amazed that whores can be born with no brain and live. I'd watch that.
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Yeah...it wasn't very hard to get her out of England. It went something like this: "Hey you stupid skank, want to be famous for something besides those ridiculously cartoonish fake tits? We'll send you to America to do a reality show. Fake bimbos are really big over there! And who is more fake and bimboish than you, Jordan? Even Parasite doesn't have anything over on you!" Jordan: "Wow! I can't believe you guys think I'm so great! I'll be on the next flight over!"
Sound of Champagne corks popping: "Well..we got rid of another one! Now if we can just convince Robbie to make his stay permanent..."
BBABH
If I'm ever with Jordan on a ship and it starts sinking, I know the first thing I'm grabbing...
LMAO @ these posts.
Where do you FIND these people? These self consumed walking cartoons. My, my but this is fun.
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