Friday, April 13, 2007

Madonna to adopt again

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Oh, we can't go a week without some rich celeb and an adoption rumor. Orphans are the new Birkin bag. This time it's Madonna again and a three year old Malawian girl called Grace. Officials are still upset by her last adoption so this time they say they will make her look at other children too and the final choice will be thiers.

AHHHH HA HA HA! The final choice will be Madonnas and no one will get in her way. She can buy their whole damn country and turn it into a kabbalah slash yoga center, and have all the mofo officials wearing red wrist strings and sitting in the lotus position for the rest of thier miserable lives. Are they stupid as well as poor? If Guy Ritchie says no to this, she will divorce him and have him living above Kevin Federlines garage and eating out of garbage cans with rabid racoons. She's on her way there now to get HER choice orphan..get the frick out of her way, give her what she wants, and no one gets hurt.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her new nanny will have her hands full. Hey, how bout she enroll them into the same indigent children's day care program and she can plan with the dysfuctional-4. Maddox very much the leader of the pack.

Anonymous said...

Fortunately, for Guy, he was wealthier than her when they married. Guy has noting to lose, since I'm sure he had a pre-nup. Don't underestimate this one...he's no Federline...trust me...

BBABH

Anonymous said...

I'm glad to hear Guy is so stable. He seems like a nice guy. As for Madonna, she's nothing but a bitch who keeps trying to figure out ways to get publicity. I can't stand her.