Oh dear, Sheryl Crow might be in the process of adopting. When questioned the green crazy star said this..
"Absolutely..obviously, scientifically I'm getting older, but, I don't feel my age. If I were to adopt, I could love a child that came through somebody else's womb as easily as I coud love my own."
Then she added "as long as that child doesn't poop." Okay, she didn't say that, but, everyone who's had a kid will tell you, it's thier favorite activity, at least for the first year. What's she gonna do with her "one square" policy when she's covered from head to toe in stinky doody? Wal-Mart won't be able to stock enough baby butt wipes for this big mouth. It's easy to talk crap..let's see her live it.
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it'll be interesting to see if this so called earth nut uses cloth diapers....
and have you ever considered how much energy her concerts use? sure her bus might be biodiesel but what about all the trash generated by concert goers? all the electicity used by the venue? the gas wasted by people driving to the shows???
she needs to start having concerts over the internet to save the earth! she's an idiot.....someone needs to add up all the energy [electricity, natural gas, and gasoline---by concert goers] her concerts use and then they need to confront her with this and ask her how she plans to offset this carbon footprint...
ps: not to mention all the toilet paper and water concert users would use too!
She's defiantely full of it. Full of poop.
When Lance Armstrong stopped training for his domination of the Tour de France he had to spend time with his then girlfriend Sherryl Crow. I am sure that within the first month he realized what a quack she really is. Eric Clapton surely learned his lesson.
Too bad. She should start touring with Willie Nelson so she can chill...
This reminds me of the tedium everyone was forced to endure when Amanda Pay and Corbin Bernsen had children. We were treated to sanctimonious lectures about antique toys, as opposed to disgusting modern toys. I thought, brilliant, toys that haven't been safety tested. When the first tiny choked on a button eye that came loose, how smart did they feel. I assume the antique toy fetish lasted exactly as many seconds as it took to actually have a close look at them, and you are right, the one square rubbish would go the same way, with the first poo.
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