ParAss was trying on teeny bikini's recently at Fred Segal boutique when a salesgirl spotted something we'd all be better off not knowing. Salesgirl said "I'm sorry, but you've got to buy these because you aren't wearing underwear." Paris, burning, snapped: "I'm not buying these suits - they don't even fit!" Then she tossed the 300 dollar bikinis at the girl and stormed out without buying a thing.
My conclusion? With the Herpes Heiress going comando in posh botiques and Poontang letting it all hang out in Target, I think we should all shop through catalogues. There are some things the stars have that I DON'T want. Ahem.
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And Perez went into the store after and bought the bikinis, and now spends hours holding them to his nose and inhaling.
LMAO..oh man.
Well, if that isn't the grossest thing I've heard in a while.
if perez was sniffing them it was only in hopes of getting a whiff of josh henderson
LMFAOOOOO!
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