Pete Doherty has thought up the best most romantic gift for Kate. He's going to pierce his weenie for her. Not once but several times. Kate is off modeling for a few days so it's the perfect time to poke holes in his ween and decorate it with weener jewelry. Lucky Kate! Lucky all of us, because you know we'll see it, Pete's not shy. I hope he hangs a bong off it and maybe one of those wind spinner whirly gigs. Kate will be bowled over by the romance of it all. Can we call him Cheesy Pete now?
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