Sunday, April 29, 2007

Princess Beatrice looks like road kill

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I wondered what Princess Fergies kids looked like now, since I haven't seen the girls photos in ages. Is Fergie still a princess or did she give up that title? I don't know, but, here's Princess Beatrice of York leaving a SoHo club in London recently. No, before you even ask, I did NOT pull a Perez and draw cum or coke on her face. I don't know what the frick that is, but, doesn't she have people to wipe that vomit looking stuff off? Oh, gawd, my eyes! Bea looks like she was blindsided by the ugly bus and sprouted poisonous mushrooms on her face. Someone from England tell me what the hell is up with this. Gawd..my friggin' eyes!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

not coke or vomit ,that the reflection of the sequins on the purse on her face... now her face... there really is no good looking royal

Dirty Disher said...

Ahhhhh, the reflections from her mismatched disco bag. Still 100% butt fug.

Anonymous said...

Both her and her sister are ugly..... and they dress like their grandmother, queen Lizzie.

crystal said...

no Sarah is not a princess nor is she even a human in the eyes of the Queen and Duke lol.

I have seen better pictures of her and I do think her sister looks more like her mom, so a bit prettier. Beatrice has her father's looks I think, and although Andrew wasn't bad looking, they all have a certain look.

Anonymous said...

Dear Beatrice's Face,

Dang honey, you got issues.

signed,
Paris's wonky eye

Anonymous said...

laughing at Paris' wonky eye

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Style and Royalty and never the two shall meet.

Anonymous said...

I love it..."they all have that certain look" yea, they do. I think it might have something to do with centuries of inbreeding. It's partly the mouth...and horror of horrors, William's got it. At least he's got other redeeming physical qualities, thanks Di.

Barb said...

Andrew's not bad looking, but he is a guy. To have his face replicated on his daughter is just wrong!! The mouth is so horsy. It is the English features. Hate to say it, because my ancesters are all English/ Scottish. And, the mouth and throat are always a problem.

Her eyes could look nice if she did something with them. What she has on now is not properly made up eyes.

Hiw old is this thing? If she is over 18, she needs to defy all of them and get a stylist and someone to manage her hair and makeup, and NEVER let a picture be taken that they don't OK.

Eweee.

Anonymous said...

You are hysterical!! LOL! That white stuff on her scary face is actually a reflection from the sequins on her ugly shoulder bag!

Anonymous said...

hi i just wanted to say that this is just an unfortunate picture of her. my father was there that night and he saw her, she was completely sober...haven't you ever had a picture taken of you that just turned out badly? she is a really nice girl and in the flesh is actually quite pretty. no Fergie is not a princess anymore considering she is seperated from the prince. just don't slag people off for no reason it is pathetic you haven't even seen her in the flesh. get a life and stop picking on others.

Anonymous said...

I can't say she's good looking. Then again, no royal family in Britain is. William was lucky enough to get his mum's good genes.

Anonymous said...

@ barb, that is the most ridiculous comment about english features i have ever heard. 'always a problem'. i hate americans, infact probably everyone does. you are the most arrogant nation. i'd love it if you all just shut up and got over yourselves.

Anonymous said...

Nobody in the UK likes the Royal Family unless they're old and stupid, or just stupid. The Royals are just a tourist attraction for moronic foreigners to ogle, the same foreigners who think we still live in castles over here in the UK.

As for that "British mouth" comment.. How ignorant and insular can you possibly be? Ever left the USA? Every watched anything other than The Simpsons and Fox News? Didn't think so. I could just as easily laugh at YOUR mouths and claim they are all rammed full of fake veneered teeth.. in fact, Beatrice has clearly had hers veneered, ironically.