It's all our fault that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, just ask environMENTAL genius Sheryl Crow.
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
I won't even dispute the ignorance of the "God given rights" statement, let's just concentrate on the rest. One square? That will save the Earth from global warming? How about we all just wipe out butts on her fug face? She also "invented" a cloth sleeve that fastens over your arm to wipe your nose and mouth on. Everytime I think celebrities can't possibly say anything more ignorant..I am proven wrong. Sheryl Crow makes Britney Spears seem like Einstein. I wish somebody would kick her in the twat.
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Sad day when people don't take the time to read the blog entry instead of relying on Faux news.
Take dictionary. Look up "joke". Then look up "pea-brain".
Apply to self.
One big thing all these celebs could do is lay off the private jets and tour buses etc. etc. etc.....how much green house gas are those putting out?
And to anon #1....WTF are you talking about?!....fuckin pea brain.
She's actually a genius. Instead of saving paper by writing on the back of scrap paper or using a dishtowel instead of paper towels she's going to be more unconventional by leaving Klingons around Uranus. Holy shit. I already hated this woman. One of the most talented artists out there, Kevin Gilbert, helped write songs for her first Grammy winning album. She didn't even thank him in her speech or in her liner notes. She stepped all over all the truly talented people that helped her get successful and turned her back on them forever. She is a horrible, fraudulent person. I can make fun of a lot of celebrities in Hollywood but I think I can actually reserve the word "hate" for her.
ok, that is just plain stupid! Is that quote for real? I used to like her too....
help me out is she kidding or she being serious? she is touring with Laurie David an enviromentalist nut , wife of mega Millionarie Larry David .
Amy you're funny. good klingon,etc pun.
One square? For real? & 3 for the pesky times? I also read today in paper that she insulted the hell out of people at a political function. Why do so many famous people think their fame makes them spokes people for things they haven't a clue about. Save the trees by working on saving the rain forests. Toilet paper conservation my ass.
Oh well, I guess we can all stop being so hard on Lance Armstrong for leaving her, now! He has very good reason!
I get the feeling that " Dirty Disher " is a rightwing ( dubya )Republican :(
Rational ppl with common sense are concerned about destroying our planet ... making the saudis & Haliburton RICHER $$$$ and the deep divide of the rich vrs the poor .
What Sheryl Crow is talking about we ( America ) knew over thirty years ago or more !
So ... do you like the high gas prices ????
good last anon poster. I'm glad someone is taking this toilet paper thing seriously.
I am neither democrat or republican. Or a pea brain, for that other anon. You're just jealous because you have half a pea. Look up "eat me."
thanks DD...this blog has nothing to do with belief systems. It has everything to do with famous and almost-famous people making complete assholes out of themselves. Since Cheryl Crow IS a complete asshole, I wonder how many tp squares it would take to wipe her off the face the earth. OOPS, I mean how many trees would have to die, etc etc.
She has a campaign for Revlon hair color---last time I checked that was FULL of chemicals, and not very good for the environment, yet here she is preaching. It's like vegetarians who don't eat meat because they "love the animals" but wear leather.
What, so all Republicans are against the environment? That's a pretty close-minded and ignorant view if you ask me, and I'm not even a "dubya" supporter.
who in the hell said they were republican?
WTF?
I think Cheryl Crow is a fucking joke. Now I'm a tree-burning republican?
my, my.
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