A caravan of paparazzi followed Britney Spears, as usual, yesterday and all they managed to get was Poontang changing Sean P's diaper in the car. Today I'm calling them pee paps. It's so exciting.
Britney does her best to change Tater Tot in a moving vehicle.
Then, it looks to me like the task was too much so Poontang gets behind the wheel and lets Allie finish the job. Everybody's all like, why can't she take him to a hotel room or a gas station, but, these must be people who don't have kids. Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do. It's not like kids are predictable, even celeb kids. Yesterday I changed one while the kid was standing up and running, and she hardly broke a stride. I call it the 10 pound pee emergency. Props to Brit for preventing diaper rash even if it did look kind of silly. She really should be better at this by now though.
That's the first smile I've seen out of Tater Tot since his mom broke up with Paris Hilton.
14 comments:
Can someone please tell me why we never see her with the baby?
That Sean is a cutie pie!!!
Oh look at that smile..He is so cute!
Eliza
Good question. I've thought on that a lot and I've come to the conclusion that Jayden is the only mystery she has left. We've seen Sean P everywhere, we've seen Brit naked, shaved and flipped out. The baby is the only thing she has left to "surprise" us with.
He must have did a shitload and she had no choice but to pull over and change him. old redneck joke the wiriting on the Huggies box says 8 to 10 lbs thats the weight of the chid not the amount of shit the diaper holds. you know she then threw the diaper out the window of the car.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lesson number 1...roll the windows down!!
YOU SHUT UP ABOUT BRITNEY. SHE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON. SHE IS HAPPY NOW. SHUT UP.
Wonderful person?! Why? because she lipsynchs her old songs, attacks cars with umbrellas, loves the feel of gas station bathroom floor on her nasty feet, flashes her not-so-private parts, gets handlers for her kids, blames her family for her problems, and can't buy a sense of style?. yeah, she's great. A great waste.
Happy? Brittney looks in the mirror and has no clue about who she is. Reinventing yourself doesn't mean re-hashing the tired old songs someone else wrote for you, and "teaching" someone else's choreography to her future husbands (back-up dancers)
To hell with Britney, I wish we never had to hear from her again.
You're a bunch of cry babies, the only excitement you have is fascinating about Brit- so shove it up your asses!
I am not fascinating, I am vacillating. I can't decide wether she has a little talent, or no talent. One thing is sure; she's gross and definitely whack. Christina and Justin have stage presence and style, while Brit simply used to be cute and had a made up image of a good girl. She is a lost puppy with littler to show for her manager's efforts. She gets on stage chewing gum and lip synching her worn out tracks. Brit is lucky to have faithful fans that will buy her act. But tell me...what is she good at? She's not an exceptional dancer, she can't sing, doesn't raise her own children, can't coordinate her wardrobe, and definitely lacks vision in her career.
Brit will be playing at the opening of a Walmart soon. In the empty parking lot. Or may be she'll be the opening act for Loverboy, or Deff Lepard. ha,ha
Shut up shes a fat freak
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