Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Brittany Murphy is so over Ashton Kutcher

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Brittany Murphy married this guy, screenwriter Simon Monjack, in some secret ceremony recently. I had to look him up and it seems he was a producer on and wrote the screenplay for Factory Girl....which I still haven't seen and everybody says is suck, but, I still wanna see it. Anyway, what's with these D-listers and their "secret" weddings? Do they think anyone's actually watching them? Okay, maybe these two are C-listers..still dumb.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

is this the guy that she was most recently engaged to? I mean I think she has been engaged like 4 times...she actually married one of them?

Dirty Disher said...

No, this is a new one.

Anonymous said...

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John

May 11th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

I do feel very bad for Brittany. This guy is a full con-artist. He conned his girlfriend in London out of $20,000. He convinced a casting director to buy him a car in her name promising to pay the bill and of course never did. He works under different social security numbers. He’s been married before, has a daughter in London. He tells people his millionaire business partner has just died and all his money is frozen. He is a complete sociopath. He gave his last girlfriend a fake engagement ring! Claimed it was 8 carats and he had special ordered from Switzerland. His lies are intricate and run deep. Get out while you still can Brittany!
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Ex Mrs Monjack

May 15th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

Thank you John for revealing the true nature of the beast - pity the poor girl didn’t just phone me first for a referral. I wish her well and a speedy escape, successful career and early escape or at least a quick annulment!

By the way we are not in London, but not far off.
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charles

May 16th, 2007 at 5:35 am

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John Says:
May 11th, 2007 at 7:12 pm - flag comment

Simon Monjack is a con artist! He has been married before. He has a daughter in London. He uses different social security numbers. He conned his last girlfriend out of a car and her savings account. He conned the girlfriend before that out of $20,000 by stealing a credit card. He gave his last girlfriend a fake engagement ring. He ruined her credit. He convinced a casting director to buy him a car in her name and promised to pay the bill- never did. He also never paid her for her work and skipped town. He pretends he’s a millionaire and his business partner died and so his money has been frozen for the time being. Oh, and he wears his pants (that I’m sure Brittany bought him) way to tight. Like a stuffed sausage! OPEN YOUR EYES BRITTANY- see him for who he is!
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sara Says:
May 15th, 2007 at 11:10 am - flag comment

Simon Monjack is has been married before and owes his ex plus many girlfriends serious amounts of money. He is a con man. Bought fake diamond rings for women in the past and wiped them out financially. Oh, Britney, you married him with your eyes closed. Good luck. Hope you have a pre-nup!
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Ex Mrs Monjack Says:
May 15th, 2007 at 7:10 pm - flag comment

Hope she’s got a very good sense of humour and great solicitor on standby…..
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charles Says:
May 16th, 2007 at 6:24 am - flag comment

Simon Monjack is a tremendous con artist, sociopath and thief. It is amazing that he is still on the loose and not in jail! He has conned women into giving him money, changed his phone number all the time (pretending he was important), he somehow lost his family’s money on the truly horrific film “Two Days Nine Lives”, and has been scrambling to catch a wealthy or at least connected women to open doors for him.
He has been married before. He tried to attach himself to Alexandra Kerry at the Cannes Film Festival a few years ago (luckily the Secret Service must have checked him out asap). He was labled a “slick talking promoter with a dubious background”. He keeps claiming he has family money, a wealthy partner’s money, etc…but in reality he has nothing.

If anyone knows Brittany’s Management, they should send advice: have background check done on Monjack…his past is so ugly it is not even funny…he was also bankrupt in the UK…it goes on and on.