Monday, May 21, 2007

Calum Best talks about sex with Lohan

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Calum's been blabbing, here's what his friend says..

“He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

Yawn. I wonder how much she pays this nobody to say this crap? When she shuts off the money, it'll be a different story. I can't stand it when nobodys ride the tails of a celeb lover..it's like they're planning a book or screenplay before the rides even over. He looks like balding dog-doo, he'd better enjoy this show now, because when it ends (and it will very soon) he won't be able to get a coffee date with a Britney back up dancer.


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That sore on his hand is where her curvy vagina slammed shut on his finger.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um...yeah....we've all seen pics of her in her cropped tops..she has the body of a 13 year old boy. Curves in all the right places my ass...unless he's talking about the curve in her fingernail for hookin a bump.

Anonymous said...

Poor girl. Sex is the emotion she craves to feel accepted. On top of that she thinks she's Marilyn Monroe so she's careless with her goodies to fit the part.

Anonymous said...

He definitely won't be able to get a date with one of Britany's back-up dancers. But with Britany?
Probably very easily.

Anonymous said...

How long before Paris Hilton starts fucking Calum just to piss Blohan off.

Anonymous said...

she doesnt look like she's getting laid in hat picture. well, may be if I was doing the fucking she'd be that mad...

Anonymous said...

Its the coke and he is providing it, that keeps LL going all night long.

Anonymous said...

This Calum dude is gross.

Anonymous said...

In the second picture he looks like Angelina's brother....