There are two stories coming out of one of the hotels in Rome where Jessica Simpson stayed with John Mayer. The first is that Jessica was so noisy having sex with John that her screeching kept other guests awake until the wee hours and they complained. The second is that Jessica pooped her bed and staff had to replace the mattress. Jessica claimed she was very sick. LMAO..this is cracking me up. John goes to bed with his plastic orange woman and wakes up in a puddle of poo. Damn, that's romantic, now I understand what he sees in her. I wonder if she shook him awake saying "the kids didn't make it to the pool."
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The guy behind her is checking out her ass and she's looking at John Mayer like he shit his pants!
that guy behind her isn't checking out her ass...that's ken paves (or what ever the hell his last name is) and what is with the look on her face...this little dish is a true treasure.
LOL ! The fugly skank is retarded she or he ? doesn't know when to get to the toilet !
GROSS !
Thanks for this post. Copa Cabana running through my head has now been replaced by "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead.
That one verse:
She looks like the real thing
She taste like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
Much better song to accompany the hilarious scenario I have in my head now.
BBABH
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BITCH SHEET HERSELF!!!!!!!!!
I think he is trying to run away from her but it isn't working. WTF is up with that dress - do you notice now that she got her "new boobs" that she always has to just about show the nipple. She is such a loser
Crystal
threy were having butt sex hence the poo in the bed
anyone find it creepy her gay haridreser goes with her everywhere..umm maybe its the guys and she is just the distraction
Okay stupid question, but inquiring minds want to know... Did she just get a boob job? I obviously don't know much about her, but I thought she always had big boobs.
And - they are NOT nice looking at all - why are fake cantaloupe shaped boobs considered attractive? What am I missing here??
Oh - you people are so mean...like you've never been on vacation with your new boyfriend and had an "accident".
Signed,
Jessica..I mean..Jennifer.
>snort< Hee hee.
that is so disgusting..
Eliza
I beleive a read a few places she had a boob job but I think she is denying it, saying it's a new bra or something stupid like that - but come on - not that I looked at her breasts much, but they look different and they very fake now and she isn't wearing a bra there.
I wish John would just marry her so maybe we don't have to look at her as much
crystal
I wish Jon would dump her lame ass and move on then maybe we wouldnt see her anymore. She is so fake and stupid. D-lister and a yuke'o
She always had big boobs. Remember how Joe would comment on how hard it was to "control those suckers"? Pervert! So, I think she has just done soimething with a bra.
What can one say about the hotel antics? Dont ya wonder why they comp the celebs rooms, and we have to pay through the nose. We behave and leave the place decent, and they wade in poo after them. Why does this seem so wrong? And, that doesn't even touch on ,how disgusting the whole poo issue is and WHY?!!
The Real Live version of Jessica Rabbit !
I love the caption you put on the pic...i crack up every time I see it.
If Bitbit can barf over her boytoy, than shurly Jess can shit all over hers.
Is this true? I mean, wouldn't you try to masker it if it happened? Or blame it on the dog perhaps :)
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