Wear a dress that's almost cute and fits, but, be sure and wear your Target bikini under it. Spill crud all over it..or puke on it. Smile and change into a putrid dress, but, be sure and leave the discount bikini on. You never know when the urge to whip that dress off will hit you and you have to strike pose in a bikini in the middle of a parking lot.
Rat your cheap extensions into a fake Winehouse beehive and cover the whole thing with a leftover do-rag you wiped Sean Ps butt with. Add genuine plastic earrings and necklace and bug glasses. Grin like a maniac....it's all in the 'tude.
6 comments:
Don't be silly, DD...she has not changed a diaper in her entire life!!! :)
D.D! U & Crabbie are soooo hysterical !
U make my day ;)
and yes ! Britney is copying Amy Winehouse with the beehive .
The Simpson whores & Britney ... always copying the talented ppl's clothes , music & hairstyles ....
Britney has no idea what the hell she's doing. Seriously, she is lost because she naver had to think for herself. Remember the you tube video when she talks about time travel?. Yeah, bitch is stupid.
she probably puked on it herself so pple would think she was holding one of the boys. lol
C.
she truly looks like she's mentally ill.
elisa
Look on the undermost picture, the side profile; does this double-chin fit with her reamining body and her age? I would bet the bitch is just as fat as some months ago, but has gone trough some bad lipo suction!
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