Friday, May 4, 2007

JAIL TIME FOR PARIS HILTON!

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This is kind of unbelievable, but, finally there's someone who saw through Paris Hiltons lies, excuses and just plain spoiled rich girl shit. The judge. Paris Hilton will do 45 days in jail and the sentance will start June 5th.

HAVE A GREAT TIME IN JAIL PARIS HILTON...it seems you CAN'T do anything you want just because your Paris Friggin' Hilton. You deserve a lot longer sentance just for what you did to Elliot Mintz.

I never did get my laundry done, but waiting for this was way better. Crabbie told me to just wear my dirty undies tomarrow, but, I can't take his advice on that. So, I'll just celebrate this news by buying some new underwear. Hell yes! PARIS GOING TO JAIL. FOR BEING A DUMBASS. AND A LIAR. HELL YES.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

HooRay !

Anonymous said...

It's good for someone to finally show her she's not all that.

High 5 to the judge!

Eliza

Anonymous said...

so eff F'ing sick of her and her media whoring

Anonymous said...

hahah this is soooo sweet!

Anonymous said...

I almost feel sorry for Paris...

NOT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't know who that judge is, but he's awesome. Love ya! Wonder if Paris gets her own cell or if she has to share...?

I freakin' love it!!

-Calisty

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she'll have to disclose that she needs Valtrex while she's there. The nurse will have to bring her her medication every day and monitor her intake. Serves her right. She has been living a surreal life for too long.

EP

Anonymous said...

yep, she will detox in jail..and unless she is treated differently than other mere mortals, she will not be medicated for withdrawal. I was in jail once for 10 days for driving on a suspended license. No other offenses previous. Jail is awful; but I doubt she be put in with the general population. ah well.

Anonymous said...

I don't know I will beleive it when I see her mug shot and her behind bars lol

crystal

Anonymous said...

That's hot! :)

CM said...

She'll do well in jail :) It's so hot..

Anonymous said...

Perez will not mention anything regarding Paris' bad behavior. What a sellout!!. She's gonna be in Protective Custody for sure; there's no way she'll go to General population and be exposed to everyday life in the clink. The food is gonna be a shock!, and once the jail cell slams shut and reality sets in; she'll cry and wonder what she did to deserve the punishment. Maybe she'll blame Pres. bush or Global Warming. If she converted to Scientology may be Tom will send the Xenu Phalanx to rescue her from the gentiles. Enjoy the showers babe, and learn something from this.

Anonymous said...

I bet she doesn't spend one night in jail.

Anonymous said...

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i think i wet my pants! oh yes, paris in jail, i hope she gets a large butch cellmate who smells of salty tuna and cheddar and turns her out. hey, maybe one of the guards can sneak in a night vision camcorder and get video, then paris will be ultra popular when she gets out, butch haircut, tight blue jeans, white tshirt, all butched out....

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton where do i start she is not even famous she only gets all this attenion because of her dad!!! Im glad she is going in jail she deserves every second in there. i would laugh if she ask for caviar and gets a pile of sh*t

Anonymous said...

thank god she went back to jail both me and my husband were outraged and all i can talk about over the dinner table last night is how i would be seen by a jail doctor then be stuffed right back into my cell and the docs saying "gee i dunno whats wrong with you" ive always hated Paris Hilton and i hate her stupid mommy for wanting her out of jail soo bad if she gets out of jail how will she learn her lesson i was just wondering does she have to hit and kill somebody before something happens

Anonymous said...

It's great she is in jail. It's about time one of these bad celebrity girls gets what they should. Show them how real people have it. I hope she enjoys her time there. Maybe a few friends can stop by.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing isn't it .. an "undisclosed medical condition"! Any other prisoner would have been slapped in the face and pushed back into their cell! Oh well, the sheriff has learned the hard way, thanks to a just and determined judge, i.e., don't f#ck with the long arm of the law! Paris honey, reality bites, and if you're going to risk people's lives by driving drunk and then driving on a suspended license, this is what u get!

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well, Paris Hilton in jail! When I first heard of this I was like no way. See when I used to watch that show Punk'd on MTV i always wanted them to like punk her by saying that all of her money was GONE!!! she would cry and do somethin stupid shit! I would laugh so hard too! BUT HER REALLY BEING IN JAIL IF AWESOME!! she is a dirty rotten little no good for nothing bitch!!! they should put her in the general population so she can see what it is like! she shouldnt get fucking special attention just cause she "famous"....that is bunch of bullshit!!! THATS NOT HOTT!! they are people just like us! if i saw her i would like slap her! what are they gonna do throw me in jail?! well let them i would go to jail for slapping her, i dont care! I WANT TO SLAP EVERYONE LIKE HER!! ok i think thats enough of my rants! haha...but i bet everyone agrees with me on this! NOW THATS HOT!