Jessica: You can't leave me. You can't leave me, say you love me or I'll kill myself!
John: I don't even like you. Show me your tits one more time before I go.
Jessica: Look at my poon John! Don't you love it?
John: Not so much anymore. It looks like your sisters only not as young.
Jessica: Whut?
Jessica: They're watching us. Kiss me! Smile! Say something smart like.
John: Look! A UFO with your picture on it!
Jessica: Where? Where?
(John quietly sneaks out.)
Jessica: Nick! Nick! I mean John! Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Daisy? Here girl! Sob. DADDYYYYYY!
13 comments:
Mayer's a man of substance. I refuse to believe he only wanted Jessica for her titties.
OMG that was f'n halarious!!!
LOL ! I think you got it right D.D !
You are too funny :)
that was totally ingenius DD - but I know how you can write so I wasn't surprised. Man that what priceless. My side hurts now from laughing so hard.
They don't look too happy if the reports of them getting back together was true.
Crystal
Don't they look so happy
Eliza
who is dd?Im lost,lmao
that made me feel kinda sad
DD be me.
Oh my gawd. That's classic Dishy. You are a genious!
elisa
is it just me but is she wearing a bath robe out in public?
C
That's why you break up by introducing her to your new girlfriend and ignoring Jessica's calls. Talk about clingy!!. Jess probably thought that men would be the last thing she would be in need for. Good going Nick!!.
lmao@dd.I actually love this page.I laugh so much and god knows we all need a good laugh these days,lol.Thank you for your time you take to make us all laugh.
Awww. How sweet.
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