Thursday, May 10, 2007

John Mayer says no to Jessica Simpson

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Jessica has, by some warped weird magic I don't understand, gotten herself a movie contract. The film is called Major Movie Star....sounds like a big joke that Jessica would never get, but, anyway, it films in Shreveport, Louisiana starting in June. Jess wants to rent a big house there and spend her summer shacking up with John and doing the domestic thing, but, John said no. He was diplomatic and told her he has to work and will visit when he can, but, that's it.

Does it sound like she's being politely dumped? Damn, I've been waiting for this since he first denied knowing her dumb ass. Jessica, you pooped on the dude. It's over!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

she looks like Jessica Rabbit in that pic.
looks like John is getting tired of her.

Anonymous said...

it actually looks like a wax replica of her...and not a good one.

Unknown said...

she looks kinda gross. Well I guess with all the poop story I can't look at her the same way. Ew.




elisa

Anonymous said...

She looks like the comedian that Madonna used to hang out with > Sandra Bernhard <

Pastor Joe's little whores are just not attractive at all !!

And both are talentLESS & Ignorant too !

Anonymous said...

their body language throughout this "romantic" groupie thing she had going with John says it all, really. Many candid shots taken. They are never standing in the same place, his eyes are NEVER on her. She kind of pitter patters behind him. Screws his brains out at night, so on and so on.
lack of romance even fresh out of the sack (of course poop would explain that) When she leaves, that will be that.hrt

Anonymous said...

ok.. does any one REALLY take that poop story for real?? i mean COME ON!

Dirty Disher said...

I do.

Anonymous said...

Can this be true?? Is John really tired of Jessica Poopy? Can we really hope against hope that he is? If there's a God in heaven, please let John have come to his senses and be in the process of dumping the nasty, orange freak. Please, please, please...

*Calisty

Anonymous said...

I hope John dumps her, she's weird and fake.

Anonymous said...

I can only hope that she will go move in the big ole house and John will forget where the address is lol.

crystal

Anonymous said...

Everytime I scroll down and see this latest facade of her I just cringe. Does she seriously think she looks good?

crystal