Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Katie Holmes gets to use her pillow again

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Tom has told Katie she's ready for another baby. Katie, who's frozen smile never wavered, mumbled "yes, master', and is ordering new pillows in different sizes to stuff under her designer maternity fashions. Seriously, reports say they're trying for another one. Some chicks never learn.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Katie stares at the ceiling and counts the millions a new baby is worth (25 million as per their contract). One more and she will be set to start her life without Xenu and the Sunshine band.

Anonymous said...

She has a contract that she gets money per child?

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Katie's alleged prenup states that she will get US$25million per biological child she produces. The way to the "Xenujunge Staaten".

crystal said...

Tom has told Katie she is ready for another baby - yeah that would be right up his alley. I know she loves being a mother, but having a bunch of kids won't take away the problem she is married to a manipulative, self-obsorbed, looney creep.

Anonymous said...

Seriously who would fuck him??

Anonymous said...

she doesn't have to fuck him to get preggers, she either fakes it or gets artificially insemed.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else think that Tom looks really really gay in the that pic? I mean, more than usual.